Sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women:
1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.
2) Airplanes can be turned on by the flip of a switch.
3) Airplanes do not get mad if you do a "touch and go."
4) Airplanes do not object to a pre-flight inspection.
5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
8) Airplanes do not come with in-laws.
9) Airplanes do not care about how many other airplanes you have flown before.
10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
11) Airplanes do not mind if you look at other airplanes.
12) Airplanes do not mind if you buy airplane magazines.
13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.
14) Airplanes do not comment on your piloting skills.
15) Airplanes do not whine unless something is really wrong.
16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it is usually not good. |
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